Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” (1501–1504)
#the best thing I ever learned about the David is that he made it as a big ‘fuck you’ #according to one of my art teachers #he was given a shit piece of marble that made it incredibly difficult to work with #and it was done on purpose #and so insteaded of throwing a bitch fit or saying he couldn’t work with the marble- #thus proving that he ‘wasn’t that great of an artist’ #he looked at the marble and said ‘no fuck you I will make this my masterpiece and it will be the greatest thing I’ve ever made’ #which of course pissed people off when he did just that #I’m telling ya’ll right now that Renaissance art history is the greatest thing #it’s all a bunch of divas acting overly dramatic and getting into passing contests over who was the better artist #and being commissioned by the church to create propaganda #and then using said propaganda art to add content that subtly undermines the church #I once wrote a ten page paper on that specifically #and let me tell you: the biggest divas were the sculptors (x)
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surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are
AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD
the signs as this video
aries: tim
taurus: fuckin hell
gemini: the elf
cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader
leo: the aeroplane
virgo: the zooming
libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops
scorpio: the worst day of their professional life
sagittarius: the news presenter
capricorn: the faulty earpiece
aquarius: the dicks
pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
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Can we talk
Every once in a while this post starts getting a ton of notes again and it makes me really happy because the world needs more snail love.
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